They said she was a jezebel
who led her husband off to hell
but deep inside he knew the truth
for years he tried to be aloof
but she began to feel the pain
and soon she thought she'd go insane
and then one day they called them in
a friend revealed her spoken sin
he asked her please do not explode
but she began to lock and load
the elders ready for a fight
he knew it wasn't really right
and so their minds were now released
they packed their bags and headed east
(a true story)